We have a collection of 2 Dad quotes from Beth Ditto
"My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat." (ID 13713)
"My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Homer, and Homer chose me, so he lent me his name even though I didn't have his blood." (ID 13714)